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Most expensive dinner ever - Unbeliever's Land
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Most expensive dinner ever
This is a bad dog:

Buttercup



This is a cob, after a human has eaten all the corn:

Corn cob

One of these things should not be found virtually inhaled in the stomach of the other of these things.

When this stricture is not followed, Bad Things Happen, involving vets, surgery, and four digits worth of bills.

Bad dog.  Bad, bad dog.  :(

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Current Emotional State: annoyed annoyed

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saoba From: saoba Date: September 30th, 2011 09:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh dear. What is the Big Doggy Deal about eating things that are not food for dogs? Molly wants to eat cash register receipts, no idea why. And cotton balls, which means I have to do OR-level accounting of supplies when she's getting her ears cleaned. She did sidle up and try to winkle away one cotton ball while I was doing my nails but the smell of the acetone based polish remover seems to have given her pause.

Their brains don't work like ours.

Hope the bad bad dog feels better soon. Hope you and Miss A are feeling all right as well. Things here totter along. Mike works too hard. I am wallowing around in various ideas, arts and landscapes and waiting to see if the possibility of a story floats to the surface. I should go take more pictures sometime soon.
unbeliever64 From: unbeliever64 Date: September 30th, 2011 03:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Usually, Bad Dog's trashcan-supplemented diet consists of used Kleenex and paper towels. This adventure is indicative of all-new levels of Doggy Ambition.

Especially since we usually catch her red-pawed, yet were given no clue that she had pulled off this particular heist, until she began barfing up bits of cob the next day...
amaebi From: amaebi Date: September 30th, 2011 11:40 am (UTC) (Link)
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. :(
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