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Congratulations, Bush! - Unbeliever's Land
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Congratulations, Bush!
No, really.  Congratulations on killing that Al-Zarqawi dude. I hear he was a bad man.  Bad, bad, bad, bad man.  Really, really bad.  There's no telling HOW many innocent Iraqi and American lives he's ended to further his agenda (though I have no doubt you or your people will try to put a number to it shortly).

Of course, there's no telling how many innocent Iraqi and American lives YOU'VE ended in order to further YOUR agenda (since you've gone out of your way to prevent us from getting an accurate picture) -- or how many new Zarqawis you've created in the process.  But you've succeeded in creating a new high-profile martyr today, so, congratulations!

This should be worth at least a few points worth of bounce in the polls, so it was all worth it.  Maybe now you can finally succeed in saving us from that OTHER insidious threat -- gay people wanting to get married.

Current Emotional State: groggy groggy

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