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60 Questions Meme - Unbeliever's Land
...The continuing chronicles...
60 Questions Meme
Stolen from unkaphaed...

1. Explain what ended your last relationship?
1) Distance (3 hour drive)
2) She didn't want to meet anyone in my "real life".
3) I met Angela. :)

2. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Ummmm... the last time I was reincarnated as a girl?

3. What were you doing this morning at 8?
In the shower, wishing I were still asleep.

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Avoiding work some other way. :)

5. Are you any good at math?
Majoring in Computer Science at UH virtually required a minor in math.
Today, I'm still fairly strong at math up until the Calculus level. Then I suck.

6. Your prom night?

A girl I'd met once or twice, and sorta liked, asked me to HERS (she drove,
since I didn't have a license yet) -- but then bailed on mine. I went
to mine alone (my folks left me off and picked me up).

7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
Like James, I don't -- but my wife does, kinda.

9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
Myspace is for teen girls. LJ doesn't have a spot for a song in your profile.

10. Last thing you received in the mail?

Tickets to a live production of Clifford The Big Red Dog, which we won from a radio contest, and promptly gave to a coworker (who has a small child) this morning...

11. How many different beverages have you had to drink today?
Chocolate milk with my morning pills, Lemon-flavored water, Root beer, and Strawberry milk.
Four, I guess. :)

12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machines?

Sure, if there's anything important to say.

13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?

James took me to Moody Blues... I had no clue who they were before that.
It was fantastic...

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Ummmm... I don't graffitti. Anything. But I've been known to make large
mounds of sand and laughingly call them "sand castles"...

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?

Probably having wisdom teeth removed. Though *ANY* time I go, and they
use that metal pick... *SQUICK*

16. What is out your back door?
The dog's toilet. When she's good.

17. Any plans for Friday night?
Bill Maher on HBO.

18. Do you like the ocean?
I live in *OREGON*. You can't HELP but love the ocean here. Angela and I
have standing reservations every year on our anniversary, to spend 4 nights
in a luxury motel right on the beach... doing absolutely nothing...

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn for Christmas?
I usually give them.

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Growing up, many, many times. Since then, not so much.

22. Something you are excited about?
Computer games, internet, marvel comics... and my wife.
(Whew, remembered to include that last one.) :)

23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?.
Is that wiggly stuff meant to be EATEN?

24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?

Hell, my PARENTS are barely alive. Grands or greats... none.

25. Describe your keychain:
Splits into "car keys" and "everything else".

26. Where do you keep your change?
In an M&M Minis tube (PERFECT size) at work. Once a month, I spend a day
or two using ONLY change to buy my lunch and/or snacks, until I burn it
down to a reasonable level again.

27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?

Ummm, I've had about 20 lines total in a couple of plays onstage in the
past twelve years.

28. What kind of winter jacket do you have?

Windbreaker. We gave the scrap leather jacket with the busted zipper to
Harold when he visited eight months ago...

30. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Open with the baby gate across it -- so the cat can jump in and out, but the
dog is locked in with us so she doesn't sneak off to go potty in the other room...

31. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was your first thought?
"Must... dry... hair..."

32. What's a word that rhymes with "DUCK"?

33. Ikea? God or Satan?
Odin. Some sort of foreign deity, supposedly good, that I thought was long gone
and nobody I know actually pays any attention to. (Except James, I guess...)

34. Shower or Bath?

Shower for cleanliness, hot tubs for fun... :)

35. Who is the last person that called you?
Probably Angela, to tell me she was done at the dentist...

36. Last movie you saw?
Spiderman 3, in the theater a few days ago. Not bad, but wishing it was better...

37. What shirt are you wearing?


38. What were you doing 20 minutes ago?

39. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Z-Coils, with the springy bouncy heels... :)

40. Dark room or bright?
Bright, goddamit. Everybody I've ever lived with (i.e. James and Angela) prefer caves...

41. The most public place you've ever had sex?
Front seat of a car, at night in a large apartment complex's parking lot.

42. If you're in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?

The one in the corner.

43. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Going to sleep, wishing I could stay up longer...

44. Boxers or briefs?
Boxer briefs.

45. How do you like your eggs?
Hard boiled, or scrambled in an omlet.

46. What's a word/phrase that you say a lot?

47. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Angela, of course.

48. Last furry thing you touched?
Buttercup Beagle.

49. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
You actually want me to list the enormous load of prescription drugs I'm on now?
Let's just say, diabetes pills, allergy pills, acid pills, fiber and multivitamins.

50. How many rolls of film do you need to develop?
This question needs to be updated to:
How many pictures have you NOT YET downloaded from your camera? :)

51. Favorite age you have been so far?
Hmmm. Probably 16, playing pirated Commodore 64 games...

52. Your worst enemy?
The Neocon Death Cult.

53. What is your current desktop picture?

A space scene from DigitalBlasphemy.com -- *LOVE* his stuff...

54. What was the last thing you said to someone?
How do I backload someone's General Student record from the new curriculum tables?

55. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which one?
Money. Definitely. Money solves all problems in our culture.
Besides, I'm afraid of heights...

56. Do you like someone?

Nope. I don't like ANYONE AT ALL. People suck. Yeesh...

57. The last song you listened to?
"The Click", i.e. the Undergrads theme song, by Good Charlotte.

58. If monkeys wore clothes and could talk and had jobs would you have sex with one?
Ummm, isn't that the working definition of "human"?
So, sure. Her name is Angela.

59. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?
I'd resurrect Jerry Falwell, punch him in the face, then kill him again...

60. If you could be anywhere right now, where would that be?
Home with da Moochie...


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